So the turkey has been eaten, the mashed potatoes consumed, the brussel sprouts devoured and the pumpkin pie inhaled. Needless to say I am feeling just about as stuffed as the turkey. I am afraid to get on the scale to see what damage has been done. That is why I am SO excited to get my latest deal -- for just $65, that's right, $65 I can experience the Hypoxi Slimming Treatment AND wrap. Supposedly you lay down in this giant tube thing and it apparently tones and slims and works you muscles so you don't have to. All you have to do is lay there and relax and viola!! a toned slimmed and better you. Then comes the ginger wrap -- to get rid of all those nasty toxins, and then a scalp and face massage. The woman in the picture just looks so damn happy that I really think I have to do this. It just might be too bizarre to pass up. With Christmas coming, I just can't think of a better present for myself -- OK, maybe I can but not for $65.
So speaking of looking happy, I was laying on a lounge chair this weekend, chatting with my sister, who casually mentions that she made lobster for herself and her kids. That's right -- she took advantage of the $99 lobster dinner deal (plus mussels, plus crab cakes) for 2 and didn't even invite me over to share. Now, I asked you -- is that the sisterly thing to do. I would have invited her over, if only to throw the lobsters into the boiling water as I am not killing those things!!! Lucky for me, the deal is being offered again and knowing that I can just jump into my Hypoxi Slimming Treatment thingumabob I can happily eat all the lobster and crab I want. Whoo Hoo!!!
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